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What's in a number?
Somebody commented about my last post 400 and Shaking , " Are they 400 unique visitors though?"
Good point.
So I did the math.
"400 unique visitors"?....Nah, probably just a couple of dozen "unique" visitors. There are 8 or 10 that I'd say are down right special. Then there are 4 or 5 that I personally feel I could share the rest of my life with. After that, there's 2 or 3 that I actually share DNA with (my brother, my sister and my daughter). The rest of the hits are from me going to the site repeatedly to drive up my numbers so I can gush about my unbelievably successful blog. I can hear it now..."Gee, Mark's blog is remarkably, dare I say hugely, successful! He's had over 399 visits and all of those visitors have been since September! WOW! I hope Blogger's servers don't crash! Golly, 400... Mark, he's a swell guy!"
The last post wasn't about the numbers. It was about the fact I AM a verbal-retard and I don't have man-boobies. Honest.
By the way, I wasn't fishing for any compliments, but I really do appreciate the comments... "I feel the luv."
On a final--off topic note, wise words given during a conversation with a friend who is/was considering infidelity: "Hey man, do what you've got to do, just remember... don't shit on your toothbrush!" I was proud of my metaphor. Now, let's see if I can use it 400 "unique" times.
11/23/2003 11:34:30 AM
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