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Things you generally won't hear a southern guy say...
I'm sitting at the table today eating a microwaved, chicken cordon blue from Sam's and watching Reno 911. Leslie walks in, sits down at the table beside me, takes my hand, looks me straight in the eye and asks:
Leslie: "Are you having an affair?"
Me: looking around like she's talking to the fridge "um.... huh?"
Leslie: "I've read that one of the warning signs that a guy is having an affair is that he starts paying closer attention to his grooming habits. I've noticed that you've been really cleaning up... Are you having an affair?"
Me: "Uh, no."
Leslie: "But you've got to admit you've really been paying alot of attention to your face, complexion and stuff."
Me: "I've been watching 'Queer Eye' a lot."
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Here's another:
Leslie and I were watching The Daily Show the other night. Jon Stewart was interviewing Carol Moseley Braun.
Me: talking about CM Braun "I like her. I really like her. I'd like to see her go all the way."
Les: "To bad she bailed out of the race."
Me: "She bailed? What a shame, I would've totally voted for her."
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And another:
Me: "Me'Shell Ndegeocello rocks! Where has she been all my life?"
1/18/2004 02:19:12 PM
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