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...and Brooke Shields stars as Emmeline in The Blue Lagoon, and...
Richard and Em are children when shipwrecked and marooned alone on a lush tropical island. By the time they are rescued...
Oops, sorry.
I've put away the Harlequin Romance/Teen Love bullshit that I coughed up last night. I guess that's what happens when you drink Mike's Hard Lemonade on an empty stomach. My apologies if you read it and threw up a little bit.
I was trying to come up with a Fourth of July memory that would be worth reading, then bim-bam before I knew it I was scribing the hurl that you see below. I thought about deleting it, I even asked Leslie if I should, then I figured what the hell keep it anyway. It'll serve as a reminder to stay away from froo-froo drinks! Bourbon or scotch from now on, I'm swearing off the frilly stuff.
I hope you're having a great fourth! I am. I've decided to try my hand at method acting. My acting lesson for today is learning to act like a sloth. I'm getting pretty good at it too! For the past seven hours I have hardly moved a muscle, save for my thumb. Seems sloths are highly skilled with the television remote. I've also found out that sloths dietary mainstay is nacho flavored Doritos. Who'd a thought?
Anyway, as hard as it is, I'm willing to sacrifice my day off for my craft.
Now on a totally unrelated note, what would you do if you had to go without running water for 23 days? More on this later.
7/4/2004 10:13:02 AM
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