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Dear Kimba325,
I must regretfully decline your invitation to Amit and Tamar's Party. While I'm sure you guys will truly be rocking eastern Pakistan, unfortunately for me I can't find a sitter for RZ on Friday night.
Oh alright, the real reason is Leslie just won't let me go. Seems I "forgot" to fix the wheel on the lawnmower the other day, and she pitched a well pronounced bitch. Now she's all pissed and saying my warzone bar hopping days are over. No more "Rocking the Casbah" for me anytime soon.
Eh, marriage... It's a give and take.
But Dude! I noticed something on your invite about "80s ,70s , MTV". Great, original choices, all of them. I've got an idea for a playlist that will totally make everyone pull out their pistols and fire them in the air like angry Arabs.
First, you open up the night with a little Jefferson Starship. "We Built This City" will be just the song to get everybody to "crawl out of their cave" so to speak. After Starship you lead in with some Quarterflash, then maybe a song or two from K.C. and the Sunshine Band, sprinkle in a little Kajagoogoo, followed by Prefab Sprout's "When Love Breaks Down" just to settle things. For the finale, "Walk Like an Egyptian" by the Bangles! Ah Man, with tunage like that you're bound to wind up with sand in your buttcrack Saturday morning! Burka Bingo, if you know what I mean. (wink. wink.)
Well like I said, sorry I can't make it. Damn. I KNOW It's Gonna ROCK!
High five Amit, and kiss Tamar on the cheek for me. Also, give my regards to Timon, Pumbaa, Mufasa, and the rest of the Lion King gang.
Via con dice,
Mark
PS- Dude, nice typeface.
PPS- On second thought, "Walk Like an Egyptian" might be a bad choice for a closer, somebody might wind up gettin' something lobbed off.
10/14/2004 01:01:26 AM
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