Out of Context

"Do me a favor, don't talk about your wife in the sack."

"spreading christmas cheer like a virus."

"Congratulations! you SUCK."

"you're awesome. you SUCK."

"Copay? I don' know no steenkin' copay."

"Ho'd steeeeeeel!"

"No wonder I keep running into the floor."

"I'm currently in Helen Keller mode."

"as much fun as a barrel of dead monkeys."

"Snickers... cotton. Go figure."

"I wrote the massage in fact"

"Is you is who you said you is? Or ain't?"

"Dick. Nice. Nice. Dick. Dick. Dick with ears. Nice."

"wannuh swawp wives?"

"It's ok, I'll just pee down my leg."

"don't take this the wrong way dad, but if you were my age... I'd totally be checking you OUT!"