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Do dog breeders have some kind of word fetish?
I was at a breeder/kennel website today and noticed the sheer overuse of the term "bitch".
I know its the appropriate term for a female dog, and I can appreciate the proper use of the word. But my god, six times. SIX TIMES?! And that was just the homepage.
There was:
"...this fine red speckled bitch!"
(Can't they just say "freckled dog"?)
And:
"...Cattle Dog Bitch..."
And:
"...stud dogs, brood bitches, puppies, and foundation bloodlines."
(Pretty much sums up my high school.)
And:
"What a lovely bitch!"
(Backatcha! You beautiful whore.)
And:
"...red German import bitch and Foster..."
And finally:
"Teddy Broodbitch"
(Sounds like an unwanted claim to fame at the Jackson State Penitentiary.)
Maybe it's just the way the dog breeders up their "cred" with their "peeps".
1/3/2005 10:22:47 PM
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