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Side effects may vary.
I'm feeling incrudibly better, thanks to Leslie and her *connections*. She was able to score me a sampler of some sort of wonder drug.
It's a "Cpak" or "Zpak" or something like that. An antibiotic set of three pills taken once a day, three days in a row.
It's the Holy Trinity if you feel like shit.
Seriously, this is good stuff. I'm only on the second days dose and already I'm coughing less, hockin' smaller chunks, and I generally feel better. By this time tomorrow I'll be ready to benchpress a Mini Cooper.
You know-- back to my old self.
I'm usually not one to take prescription or over-the-counter meds much. I'm supposed to take a baby aspirin a day and I won't even do that. It's the side effects that worry me. The "ever so slight" risk that every drug carries. I saw a Cialis commercial last night and the disclaimer casually mentioned that if you experience an "erection that lasts more than 4 hours, get medical help right away".
Four hours? I mean sure, three and a half hours I can see-- that's natural. But my god, four hours... pass the baby oil, leave the room, and ignore the screams.
"4 hours". My skull would cave in.
But anyway. Tomorrow I'll be finished with the final pill. I'll be back in the game, so to speak.
Feeling fine.
I'll just need to hide the new nipple I've sprouted.
1/11/2005 09:00:59 PM
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