Blunderland
Ramblings from a face in the crowd. Could be interesting. Could be crap.
by R80o
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Holycrap.

I get out of the habit of *occassionally* writing due to some massive upheaval in life's routine, now when sit back down and try to write- I'm blank. I'd like to use the term "blo(gg)cked", or some catchy phrase like "got a blog in my throat?", but that'd be just plain stupid, not to mention corny as hell.

So let me drop back and punt with the basics.

Friends
My buddy Todd also known as "Big Funny" dropped by the office today. He's going through a career change as well. He was promoted last week. Golf clap for Mr. Harris.

On another note, we're in the planning stages of Mantrip 2005, "Requiem for the Blue Monkey" World Tour. Although the name still needs to be voted on behind the oak doors of the conclave.

Family
Saturday morning, I thought Leslie and I were getting a divorce. Through a major bit of minor misunderstanding, I thought she and I were through. By late Saturday night, I had worked up a fair and equitable property settlement (all in my head, of course), care and custody rights--complete with visitation schedules, and was well on my way to forming a preeeetty good blog post about a threesome I had with Gabrielle Reece and Nicole Kidman.

Sunday morning, over coffee, fiberous cereal, and a few good laughs, we cleared the whole thing up.

It really did boil down to a simple misunderstanding. She said, "I hate these types of weekends..." I heard, "I hate you, you son of bitch! I wish you were dead, Die You Motherfu..." Seems everything after her use of the word "hate" and the *accidental* door slamming got lost in translation.

All clear now though. Sorry Gabrielle, Nicole.

The real downside to the whole weekend? We missed the Annual Dog Show at the Agri-rama. Nothing better than a real life Best in Show. Feel my pain.

Other family news, my mom's birthday is in a few days. She's turning 49. Actually she's turning 69, but she tried to get her passport recently only to discover there's no record of her birth, so she's assuming a fake age. The upside of being born, or in her case "not born", in rural Mississippi in the 1930's.

Health
I'm healthy.

Work
Work is going well. I like my boss.

Hobbies
Not much to report here either. I haven't been taking many pictures "for fun" lately, what with work and getting everything up & running.

Saturday I had planned on trespassing and shooting a "new" old abandoned building I found last week, but I lost interest when I was fast becoming a divorcee.

Entertainment
Television and the red couch has been way too good to me lately. When I do get free time, I use it wisely. Wisely. Horizontally. With remote in hand.

The couch/remote thing helps pass the time while I wait on my kid to get off of the computer. I'm sharing RZ's computer (I'm using my computer at the office).

Come to think of it... THAT's why I haven't been posting regularly. I'm out of sync. Without a routine, and it's my kid's fault!

How's that for deflection?

The art of the rationale.



4/19/2005 12:06:00 AM



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